Alchemical Solutions

Alchemical Solutions is the final word in personal, corporate and spiritual security. Under the leadership of Her Royal Regent La Puta, the 66th incarnation of Her Most Holy Omniphaunt Nithotep, Alchemical Solutions provides personal and corporate security, event security, crowd control, strategic pre-emptions, rumor control, and three levels of multi-phasal spiritual absentia. At Alchemical Solutions, results speak louder than words. And if we can't solve your problem, we're probably working for your competitor.